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my beeloved had flowers delivered to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
@lonelydncers i love u so much i might cry
#🥹🩷🩷🩷🩷#this may be the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me THANK YOU#keepsakes#my beeloved 🪲#tortle turns 22
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bee!!!! help this is SO CUTE and i adore you 🩷🩷🩷🩷 thank you 🥹
a pessimist by nature but in you, darling, i trust ᡣ𐭩 •。ꪆৎ ˚⋅
for @its-tortle 🌷 happy birthday my darling
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Game Night!
So I may have had the party come out of a tunnel to fight a drow Fighter and Wizard at the end of the tunnel.
Tunnel has a path down one side, but otherwise opens up to a cliff overlooking a bridge across and acid pit and a Drow city.
Soon as there are more than 2 silhouettes on the ledge (Fighter and Wizard count as silhouettes) Balista fire starts.
Down by the balista are 3 rows of warriors, two driders, and a warrior riding a giant lizard.
Instead of fighting the two at the top of the cliff the Tortle Barbarian/Monk pushes the fighter off the ledge, then jumps down on top of him. At the beginning of the Tortles turn the fighter had taken 22 damage, and the end of the turn he had taken 101 damage, dropped his weapon, and called for parley. The next turn, the Tortle tosses him off the bridge into the lake of acid and faces off against the army on the bridge a full turn before anyone else shows up.
The night ended with killing everything except the one Drider who cast Sanctuary and ran for it, and the fighter who swam to the esge of the acid and the party pulled out with less than 20hp. (weak acid, 2d6 full submersion, 1d4 for a good splash.)
The Tortle Monk/Barbarian went full Leroy Jenkins, except successful. The only reason he *might* not have done the most damage is because the Sorcerer and Cleric both dropped upcast fireballs on the defensive lines before the Tortle fully took them apart. The other two front line fighters spent most of the fight catching up because of the Wizard backing up the first fighter.
Also, I've been told to dial my game up to 11 more often. The red glowstic was the Clerics wall of flame, the green is the acid pit. The clearly 3d printed Banana Knight was busy representing the Fighter the Tortle threw off the cliff. Yes, I put a mister in the acid lake. (Pics related)
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Phantom Thieves Play Dungeons and Dragons
The Wander and the Worker
Akira had faced many trials, both legally and spiritually. He had also been a master of organization, stuffing as much activity as he could into a single year.
Yet this challenge nearly brought him to his knees.
“So you only add 2 to armor class?”
“No that's only for medium armor your un-armored right now.”
“Shit I should've picked a race with more dexterity.”
It was like herding cat's, without Morgana’s help.
“You guys ready? It's almost 5.” Akira said know that this group could double a session’s play time.
“Hold on I’m trying to memorize our modifiers.” Ann said squinting as she had forgot her glasses at home.
“Don't worry just remember your crap at everything not dexterity and charisma.” Ryuji said nonchalantly.
The plan was to get all the players to level 2 before they got to the main campaign, so Akira did this little mini session with 2 characters first so the players could slip into their roles.
“Alright are we ready to play?”
Ryuji had finally gotten Ann to stop fusing over her papers.
“As we’ll ever be I guess *sigh* I really hope I don't die at level 1 again.” Ann groaned.
“Hell yeah let's kick some ass!”
“Alright close your eyes and listen.” Akira took a deep breath and his voice changed.
“This is the world of Exceeden”
Akira peaked and caught the grins on his two friends faces.
“Unlike our world with disconnected planets, the world of Exceeden is but one layer stacked in-between other realms, but different from the other realms Exceeden did not occur naturally but was created by 20 core gods. The gods were once one shared in their love of their creation, however what they didn't know was it would grant them more power than even their unparalleled minds could imagine.
Jealousy, anger, spite, and rage broke them apart each believing their creation should go the way they decided and the 20 became 5. 6 of Law, 6 of Chaos, 2 of Good, 2 of Evil, and 4 to keep the balance.
While the realm has no supreme rule the cycles of mortals carry on. Empires rise and fall, stories are told and forgotten, until finally the sands of time cycle towards something or someone that can shatter the heavens despite their humble beginnings.
The year is 997 A.I.(After Invasion) and our story takes place on the continent of Almoria. While not the largest continent it houses a wide array of People and Cultures in no small part due to the many differences environments.
In the far north in the icy tundras Orc and Goliath tribes war against the Tiefling Solos Empire and their Minotaur allies even further north in the Shadow Lands.
Below that are the eternal plans of Sparks where wild magic hum and fae slip into our world. Bands of Centaur and Satyr dance across the fields, unknowingly starting war with the Leonin Clans.
On the east of the Great Sezali Desert a new and ambitious clan of HobGoblins are gathering their forces of Goblin and Bugbear.
This makes the Elven Allied Council to the west nervous and the desert has become a sort of cold war, but also a hive of activity for trade and merchants.
On the West Coast the Aarakocra war against the Triton and the East Coast, the legendary Tortle Cleric Genbu brokers peace between the Locathah and the Grung.
In the Mountains Kobold, Lizardmen and Dragonborn War against a unfathomable threat as the Chromatic dragons and Metal Dragons have united to control the Arcane Canyons.
With the fall of Tyrant Human King Rexanik, many flee to the peaceful mountains city of Eternix. The city, nicknamed the city of small folk, was almost completely Gnomes, Halfling, Dwarfs, as well as the Black Wing Monastery, suddenly has possibly the highest human density in the continent.
Humans have also tried their luck in the chaotic Forest of Nayan only to be never heard from again.
In the south peace is almost a certainty as the brotherhood between the Loxodon and Gith remains just a strong as a century ago. Their city Omniox hold the Verdan trading Guild the only constant in these turbulent times
Not all is so clear though, hidden in the desert are rumors of cults who use arcane, scientific, and religious methods to create inhuman monsters that stalk the night.
However it is that Desert where we start our story in the town of Ixyana. Ixyana is a port town to the sea of sand, willing to offer weary travelers any pleasure they require... for the right price. Ixyana has always been self governed but with escalating tensions between the Elven and HobGoblin armies, the town is being pressured to pick a loyalty. But today neither a Goblin nor Elf is the new stranger in town.”
“Ryuji please introduce your character.”
“I’m just a guy who looks like an average traveler, I’m wearing normal cloths and using a spear like a walking stick, the only unusual thing about me is that have blue skin and white “Hair”. I’m a Fighter but only because you get in fights when you wander as much as I do, but it's clear I’m not formally trained.”
The wanderer enters the town carrying a satchel over his back midday. He makes his way towards a inn looking to rest for the night. He hears a commotion and see several HobGoblin warriors speaking angrily toward each other, before rushing off. The young man enters into a alley to avoid crossing their path, as he steps out he sees another beautiful HobGoblin women in revealing clothes dart out from behind a stack of boxes. Before his eyes she begins to shift form before becoming a striking dark haired Elven women and quickly entering the Inn.
“Well That's a Flag if I’ve ever seen one.”
The man is overcome with curiosity and follows her. He enter the inn and sees the first floor is a diner/bar.
At this time of day not many people are drinking and lunch is already over so the inn is uncrowded.
The blue man sees the former HobGoblin women now Elven sit in the corner of the bar skillfully blending in for those not looking.
As he walks up to her she glances before biting her lip.
“Sorry I’m not working right now.”
You realize from her statement and her outfit that this women is one of the courtesans of the towns most powerful group in place of a formal government, The Desert Respite, worshipers of Bast one of the 20 original Gods and practitioners of the arts of pleasure both of a sexual nature and of entertainment.
“I still can believe your playing a Prostitute.” Ryuji says teasing.
“For your information I’m a high class escort. And let's see if you’ll be laughing in a few minutes.”
“Sorry it's not that I... I just... saw you change.”
The woman tenses her eyes narrowing and grits her teeth.
“So what?”
“Are... Are you a Spirit.”
The women slowly turns her head, seeing the nervous young man though in her eyes he's more of a boy shift his weight nervously.
“Perception check!”
“Roll for it.”
“...!!!! Natural 20!”
“Heh, yeah he's a pretty easy mark.”
“Hey!”
She smirks before tipping her drink back and gesturing to the seat across from her.
“From out of town.”
“Out from... everywhere.”
She changes her posture, trained but attractive.
“The desert must've been quite the ordeal, I didn't notice a Caravan enter town. Is your group somewhere else?”
“No, I’ve been traveling alone.”
“Alone?”
“Yes I am quite skilled at traveling, born and raised doing it in fact.”
“Incredible, you must be strong.”
The women bit her lip while the blue skinned man sweat feeling nervous from the shapeshifters forward flirtations.
“You know I have a certain need for a strong man.”
“Role Wisdom Ryuji.”
“What! She hasn't even cast anything.”
“Your mouth was dropped.” Ann teased. “Let's hope your character isn't a simp.”
“No way!”
Ryuji rolled.
“Shit! 6, 7 total.”
“Simp”
“Shut up!”
“What did- What do you need. I’m always looking to help out.”
“You see a girl can only stay in one town for so long before she needs a change of pace. I’m thinking you’ve been to plenty of places, why don't you and I go on adventure.”
The spearman let out a yelp as he felt her leg delicately trace his own.
“And I’ll be sure your thoroughly compensated.”
“Roll Perception against Ann’s Persuasion.”
“Yes!”
“Shit”
Ann rolled and grinned which caused Ryuji to hang his head.
“21 total Persuasion!”
“Goddamnit, 14 total.”
“Yeah she has you wrapped around her finger.”
“*Gulp* There’s no need for that ma’am, I'd be happy to guide you wherever you desire.”
The man saw her smile turn victorious and her leg rubbed a little higher.
“Don’t worry it's no trouble, when we stop for the night I can give you a nice and long compensating.”
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The pair quickly gather their things the shapeshifter, changing again into a stunning Yuan-Ti. They walked through the town. Some men stared at the shabby looking Traveler and the beautiful courtesan, leering at her exposed cleavage, open thighs, and toned belly, others smirked and gave respecting nods. He glared and the former while that latter made him feel like a scumbag.
She insisted they walk on foot so not to draw attention. The man frowned but didn't say anything.
As they walked they chatted.
“My names Zap by the way.”
“Nais of the Desert Respite.”
“So Nais, are you wondering what I am?”
“Probably not as much as your wondering what I am.”
“Well I don't know, I’ve never seen someone change what they look like except my dad.”
“Your dad?”
“Yeah, he’s a Genie.”
“...”
“...”
“...You're not joking?”
“Nope. A Lightning Genie to be specific.”
“Insight Check... 11?”
“He seems to be pretty honest.”
“So you can grant wishes?”
“He could, not me. I’m only half genie, my other half is Human from my mom. Dad said my type of people are called Genasi.”
“Where’s you dad now?”
“He’s only allowed to stay in the material plane for 20 years at a time. He left on my 10th birthday, I’m 22, so he’ll be back in 8 years. Though he’ll probably see my mom before me.”
“... You know that is a really weird story right?”
“I actually didn't know until later in life. For a long time it was just the 3 of us, then the 2, now me.”
“I see.”
“What about you?”
“What about me?”
“You can change into other things, is it magic?”
Nias looked away not wanting to meet Zap’s eyes.
“It's not magic it's just something I’m able to do, as well as my mother and her mother before her. She said that we might be descended from Doppelgängers.”
“That's amazing.” Zap said with awe.
“Perception Check!” Ann yelled out.
“Zap doesn't lie. He's a open book.”
“19!”
“Zap really does think your amazing.”
“Geez he doesn't have to try so hard I already said I’d fuck him.”
“Excuse me! But Zap is a gentleman he doesn't only think about sex.”
“Unlike his player.”
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Campaign Diary #6: Northbound
So... It’s been a while hasn’t it.
Well with quarantine ruining all the fun, and teaching people how to Zoom becoming the single greatest ordeal in my life, it seemed like the Campaign would’ve been put on hold indefinitely, or at least until all this blew over.
But no, I wouldn’t allow such an awesome campaign to be put on hold, and so while writing the Player’s Guide I’ve been setting up a session, and now it looks like we’re back on track, at least a little...
Anyways, here’s a recap since it’s been a while...
We have a Kenku Rogue still frozen by Magic, a recently resurrected Tabaxi Bard, a super-peeved Aarakocra Barbarian and a Tortle Wizard and Human Druid all trying to kill a Green Dragon called Danae, the Deathlady.
It you want a better Recap, you can find Campaign Diary Number 5 HERE!
Anyways, let’s continue by actually starting this thing.
Episode #6: Northbound
The Party awakes to find the three Silver Charge Members they hired in Episode #5 already packed up and ready to go. In fact, they’re actually having breakfast, with the Human Man cooking rations in a metal pan over a brass brazier.
The Party gets everything ready, and enjoys their own breakfast, which is nothing because they brought no food with them…
As everyone gets ready for the first day of travelling, the Minotaur speaks, saying that they should move through the light snow areas to avoid leaving traces in the snow that animals could follow, and the Wizard can cast his Spells to make their journey a little safer…
Meanwhile, the Human Wizard (Who they STILL haven’t learned the name of!) begins throwing strange objects into the Brass Brazier. At first it was just coal, which seemed sensible enough, but then he starts throwing sticks and grapes into the fire, followed by some leaves and branches with strange flowers that he pulls out of a sizeable pouch.
Then he starts making strange sweeping gestures with his arms: sculpting the flames in the brazier, slicing, patting, poking and even smacking and punching the fire while slowly chanting and humming under his breath...
And after completing this strange ritual, the Man goes down on both knees in front of the brazier, and whispers under his breath: "Come forth my other half, I want to find myself again".
And bursting forth, a bright white snowy owl flies out of the flames of the brazier, landing on the Man’s arm as he stands, and places the large owl on his shoulder, as he grabs a few handfuls of snow and begins extinguishing the flames and packing away the brazier into his Pack.
And that ladies and gentlemen, is how a badass casts Find Familiar...
And as the Party sets off, learning on the way that the Human Wizard's name is Quill, a Northern Man clad in a heavy purple coat with green trimmings and thick furs around the neck, while the Minotaur's name is Sticks, and the Tortle's name is Pieces. So yeah: Quill, Sticks and Pieces.
Quill then sends his new Snowy Owl Familiar into the skies, and his eyes turn cloudy as he places his hand on Sticks’ arm, and everyone just kinda waits until his eyes become clear, and he reports that the area around here is clear, and they can rest in a few hours so he can scout the area again...
A Strange Request...
During the morning preparation, Potosh asks if he can get Hard Hat to cast Sending to his Mother or Father...
A bit of a strange request but I allowed it because roleplay...
I ask Potosh's Player to make a History Check to remember the faces of his mother and father, which tells you something about his Character. He succeeds but now I make him roll a Performance Check but rolls a 7, so he doesn't give Hard Hat the detailed description he needs.
According to Potosh, his father had a long face with blue eyes and slick back dark brown hair, probably in his early 60′s now.
His mother he speaks more fondly of, talking about the floral dress she always wore and the short curly blonde hair she had. He says she’s probably in her late 40's to early 50's, tall and thin with a face similar to Potosh's...
Hard Hat apologises and says he needs more details off Potosh, but Potosh quite literally cannot remember them, having lived away from his Parents since... well since they pushed him away...
Ice to Meet You!
Quill sadly has no "Snow Avoidance" Spell to cast on the Group, so they all end up having to deal with the Penalties from the Snow and Difficult Terrain.
The Party trudge through the snow for about an hour (with Potosh in the form of a Snow Leopard), until they encounter some strange, what could only be described as “long thin blue sticks” poking just a few inches out of the snow, before the faces of the three Silver Charge Members suddenly turn pale.
“Nobody move. Nobody move a f**king muscle…”
Everybody freezes, and they begin to see the blue sticks move, swaying in the wind…
Potosh, who is in Snow Leopard Form and leading the group, tries to back up from these things, rolling a 17 on his Stealth Check, with an extra +10 from the Pass without Trace he has cast just before they set off… Rolling a 27 total and managing to very slowly back up away from these weird little sticks out of the ground...
Quill describes that they just messed up big-time, and the Group is currently standing on top of a Creature: A Remorhaz, and it’s currently feeling the vibration of footsteps on the hard snow crust.
And now everybody gets to roll Stealth Checks! But thankfully, no one fails...
Quill then sends his Snowy Owl over to these blue sticks, which turn out to be antennae, and the Snowy Owl pecks the antennae, and the Remorhaz emerges in a cloud of steam and slush, attacking and swallowing its Snowy Owl whole and causing it to poof out of existence...
And the Party rolls initiative as a large ice-blue centipede with leathery wings like a cobra's hood, an insect-like head with a flat face and giant bulbous eyes, and a long scaly segmented body with dozens of legs, with horns along its body and a line down its back that glowed red with an inner fire, bursts out of the snow in a cloud of steam and a pile of melted snow…
I roll for all the NPCs, Quill getting a Natural 20 on his Initiative, but Potosh acting first with a 22 on Initiative:
Potosh runs forward in his Snow Leopard Form and claws at the Young Remorhaz, missing with his first attack but scoring a crit on his second.
So all is looking good! Until Potosh is sprayed in the face with the Remorhaz's boiling hot blood and takes some fire damage... Then all is not looking good.
Next up is Quill, the Human Wizard and Silver Charge Mercenary, who casts Otiluke's Resilient Sphere on the Young Remorhaz, trapping the large monstrosity in a sphere of shimmering force and getting the Play of the Game and title of Most Valuable NPC.
You know, instead of the person that literally just resurrected their friend...
During this time, Quill casts Sending using some of his Spell Slots to message some other people in the Silver Charge: Specifically someone called Eli and some other person he refers to as Leatherback.
Meanwhile everyone else is panicking as this Remorhaz is clawing and biting at the sphere, which won’t be able to hold for as long as they’d like...
Quill casts Seeming to turn himself, Sticks, Pieces and everyone else (except Hard Hat), turning them all into other members of the Silver Charge, and commands Hard Hat to cast Sending and send a message to each of them for him, since Quill is currently focusing on containing the Young Remorhaz.
Hard Hat goes along with it and casts Sending as many times as he can to contact all these people, saying: "I am Hard Hat, I am paying your Mercenaries for protection. We have Remorhaz bound on South-East peaks, it is breaking free. We seek aid."
Minutes pass, and tension is rising as two Spellcasters suddenly appear out of a shimmer purple doorway.
One makes a remark to Quill, before they tell him to end the Resilient Sphere Spell and let the two deal with the creature.
The Sphere is reluctantly dispelled and one Mage casts Reduce, shrinking the Young Remorhaz, while the other Mage casts Charm Monster, succeeding and charming the Young Remorhaz.
The Mage then casts Dimension Door and teleports out with the shrunken Remorhaz, the other Mage also Dimension Door-ing out of there and the Party Members (as well as Thrak the Half-Orc and the three Silver Charge Members) are left kinda stunned…
This is what happens when you ask NPCs that are several levels higher than you to help out, they get it done quick and easy and make you look like a bunch of scrubs...
Now the Party is left just kinda standing there, since they basically just panic speed-dialled every important person in the Silver Charge.
So naturally, they decide to take a quick short rest to gather their thoughts, because WHAT THE F**K?
Wasting Time...
The Party takes a Short Rest after the Encounter with the Remorhaz and decides to chat, with Hard Hat speaking with Potosh about how they're going to get the Money to pay these people, since hiring highly skilled Mercenaries means paying several gold pieces a day, and they currently have a total of absolutely nothing...
Potosh thinks that if Foot can charm Thrak, they can use the Diamonds she still has on her to pay the cost, but Hard Hat says that robbing from the person that literally just resurrected their friend yesterday is somehow just a little too far for him…
Potosh also says that time is running out for him to get his pet bear back, since Thrak the Half-Orc said that in order for her to resurrect any Creature, she'll need a bunch of diamonds, and the more important part, the creature has to be dead less than 10 Days.
Hard Hat says that he's trying his best, and he knows they have maybe two days tops to get to the Capitol and get back here to resurrect that Bear…
Why is the Bear suddenly important? Ask the Nature-Loving Druid…
An Argument? Oh My!
So with the Short Rest over, Hard Hat suggests they all take Phantom Steeds to speed up the process, and asks Quill if he knows that Spell.
He does, but he doesn't tell Hard Hat that, instead lying and saying he's heard of the spell, but does not know the incantations necessary to perform it.
Why is Quill lying? Because for every day the Party travels under his protection, that's some extra pay for him, and turning what could be a two week journey up north into a couple of days would mean a whole chunk of money lost, an angry Tortle and a very angry Minotaur...
But of course Potosh and Foot, both with pretty good Wisdom Scores, notice Quill's words not carrying as much sway as he thought, and rather than ask him in private if he's lying, Potosh calls him out and says that they've got two days to get everything done, and they're just slowing down the Party.
Hard Hat calms down the situation by saying that he might have a way to fix this, up-casting Sending at 4th Level and asking Kenzo to speed up the process, saying that she has two days and apologising for the time crunch.
She responds saying that she'll have to track down some people, but she might be able to get to where they are within a day, a day and a half at most, and says that while she doesn't think she has exactly what they're looking for, she does have something, and she hopes that they haven't forgotten about their deal…
Hard Hat relays this to the group, and the three Silver Charge Members go from "we're here for the money" to "you guys don't deserve us", saying that they'll take their money and go if the Party thinks they're so dang high and mighty.
But then Thrak butts in: Saying that the three mercenaries were hired to help the group travel up north, and they should help each other instead of asking for money.
And thin strings of smoke begin to emerge from Thrak's mouth as she speaks to Quill specifically, the smoke travelling a few inches into the air and vanishing, as Thrak casts a Spell: Geas...
I roll to see if Quill notices the Spell being cast, and he does, and attempts a Counterspell.
However, with a 3rd Level Counterspell, and Geas being a 5th Level Spell, he has to roll a 15 or Higher to counter the spell.
But he fails, rolling a 9 total, so Thrak's Geas Spell succeeds, with Thrak feeling a little guilty that she was "forced" to cast it to ensure the Human Wizard's loyalty at this time.
I also roll to see if Sticks or Pieces notices what Thrak is doing, and they both fail, which I flavoured as them not knowing she was casting a Spell at all because they don’t know any magic, let alone know the specific components to spells...
Quill's eyes glaze over for a moment as Thrak asks him to kindly stay here with her and the rest of the Party protecting them until further notice...
She then takes out her small wooden chest again and gives Sticks and Pieces enough diamonds to pay for their work for two days, the day before and today, so they have no need to be here if they don't want to be.
And of course the big Minotaur fella decodes that to mean "go away" and takes the hint, telling Quill to cast whatever Spells he has left to take them home.
But Quill doesn't respond the way he usually does, saying that he's staying with the Party until their friend arrives, and will be returning to them after such a time as he feels they are safe…
Does Thrak feel guilty about forcing the Wizard to stay with them, of course she does, but if it ensures the Party's survival for the next day or two, then despite feeling bad about it, she'd still do it...
And now the Party has the task of waiting for a day and a half for Kenzo to get there… But the question is, can she get there in time?
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S&D’s D&D - Session 04
We began this session with me banishing the children to another room so I could set up all the new gear. I wanted it to be a surprise for them. On the other hand, S had already instructed me that she wanted to fight on a beach and was hovering by the door yelling ‘he’s doing the sea!’. The desire for surprise was obviously one-sided.
S looks very pleased with the whole set-up, D looks like incredibly serious. The scene set before them as they walked along the road on their journey was that a group of giant crabs was chasing a puppy along the beach. S was adamant that she was going to take the puppy and get him somewhere safe.
And so they did, they engaged in combat with the giant crabs and the giant frog that followed and generally managed to harry the creatures enough that the little doggy was able to get away.
Combat was suitably back and forth, with both sides getting their licks in. Doran Doran chopped a crab nearly entirely in half and in angry retribution it got a natural 20 and took a chunk out of his Tortle shell. Bearyl engaged in a mutual biting match with the giant frog who was presumably disappointed that instead of eating a dog it had to fight a bear.
For almost an entire round, S was too distracted to noticed that I’d snuck two Sahuagin onto the board.
“Oh no… what are those…maybe they’ll swim away from us.”
They did not.
The Sahuagin came up onto the shore and each brandished a trident and a magically glowing net. I described the tridents to S by explaining that they were spears with three points, like the weapon King Triton has in the Little Mermaid. At which point I was put firmly in my place when she responded with “... or Neptune.” Yes, excuse me for going with Disney reference instead of mythology, I should have known better.
I am incredibly proud and a little unsurprised that my daughter has already internalised the idea of trying to game the action economy of D&D. Her response to the fish men coming ashore was “I use my bonus action to yell ‘SEA MONSTERS!’“
Doran Doran squares up to the Sahuagin that approached him and rolls an attack.
“I got a 2 and a 0.”
With one dice roll the 3 year old takes the fearsome Sahuagin who have emerged from the depths from 22 hit points down to 8. The fight did not continue in that vein, however. Doran Doran failed two Strength saving throws against a fish man’s magical net and ended up prone and dragged towards the waves.The Sahuagin tridents cut into Marla repeatedly and her healing spells weren’t able to keep up. She dropped to 0 hit points.
Roll around to the next turn and Bearyl is too preoccupied by the giant frog to do anything to help. I asked my daughter to make a death saving throw and we had to have a discussion about the mortality of dungeons and dragons characters. There were tears and I had to promise her that I wasn’t about to kill her character.
And then I had the Sahaguin throw a net over her and both Marla and Doran Doran were dragged into the ocean, leaving Bearyl alone to finish off a crab and a frog.
“But Bearyl, no!” S exclaimed as I declared the session finished for the day.
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LUISAAAAAAAA BABY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Congratulations you gorgeous human, and I hope you have an absolutely amazing day with all the love and presents you deserve 🥰🌸💫🌷💕🌻I love you and miss you, I hope you're doing well!! Sending you a big hug and lots of forehead kisses, from me, Lily and Maisie 😘😘😘
MINNIE!!!! oh my god, it's so lovely to hear from you 🩷🩷🩷 you are always so sweet and supportive and wonderful and i am SO glad to know you ✨ thank you for the kind wishes!!! i love and miss you too!!! consider yourself hugged very tightly and give lily and maisie a kiss from me 🥰
#minnie#because you have your own tag on this blog and you always will#MWAH#tortle answers#tortle turns 22
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TORTLE ILY
THANK YOU KAROLINA ILY2!!!
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Happy birthday, sweet Luisa! 🥳️🎈💖 You're always so fun to see on my dash and I hope you're having the most fun time today celebrating!
thank you so much, tej!! you have been such a lovely person to me for so long, and i appreciate you wholeheartedly 🩷 it's miserable and magical with a heavy tendency toward the latter today :)
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morning exchange between my mother and i. remember to thank the real ones
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luisaaaa my dear!! happy (early? idk) birthday!! ✨
i hope you have THE LOVELIEST day, and you spend it with people who love and cherish you! i wish you all the best in the world, you're a darling and deserve it <3
luiza!!!! 🥹🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
you are indeed early (by just about one hour) but i do not mind in the slightest because this is so so lovely!! thank you so very much. i am lucky to know you <33
#i am going to bed now cause i do have work tomorrow rip#but i will make the vibiest vibe of it#and then i will go to dinner with my parents#and then on the weekend i have invited all my friends to my new apartment and it will be a blast :)#mutuals are cordially invited btw#tortle answers#tortle turns 22#i think thats my like fourth bday tag here? crazy
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUISA I WISH WE TALKED MORE BUT KNOW THAT WHEN I SEE YOU ON MY DASH I SEND YOU VIRTUAL LOVE EVERY TIME MUAH HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY
OH HI REY!!! THANK U SO MUCH 🥰🥰 we should absolutely talk more!!!! please feel free to dm me any time and i will try to remember to do the same when i am not birthday tipsy 🩷🩷🩷 i am so glad we are on the same corner of the internet
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happy birthday, luisa!! your new sweater is v cute 😊🎂
thank you so much mace!!! i am omw to dinner now feeling very cute indeed 🥰🥰
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ahh happy birthday!! <3
thank you jamie!! <3
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Happy birthday, Luisa!!!!!!! 🎂💞✨️🎉🎁🥂
thank you bri!!! <33
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WAIT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY???
HAPPY WOMB EVICTION TORTLE
dkskksk THANK YOU
#thats such a fun term lmao thank you#i did refuse to leave for like 27 hours.... sorry mom#tortle turns 22#tortle answers
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